White coat. Heels.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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