A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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