Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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