Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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