Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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