I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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