he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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