I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Randomize
