make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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