shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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