would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I need water and some morals
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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