I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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