Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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