I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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