I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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