my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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