I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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