like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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