any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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