Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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