if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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