I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
