btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
