in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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