My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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