Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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