VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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