I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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