your room smells of hookers.
And success
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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