When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
This house was built for laser tag.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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