you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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