i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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