I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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