508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I CAN MOONWALK!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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