is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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