thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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