Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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