i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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