she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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