fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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