Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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