normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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