I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Randomize
