Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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