I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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