U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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