She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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