her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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