Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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