so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
