Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
What a dumb baby whore.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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